Cal Bryant, Chairman

Cal is a medtech engineer by day and obsessive maker by night — when he isn’t building DIY speakers, wrangling 3D printers or documenting it all, he’s on court. As chairman he brings “leadership,” and a steady stream of irritating score announcements from the sidelines.

James Checkley, Secretary

James is a salesman by trade — a charming chancer whose relationship with the truth is, shall we say, flexible. Somehow this makes him an excellent secretary. He claims to enjoy cycling, though he’s far better known for yelling catchphrases across the court than actually playing badminton.

Silvio Fusiello, Treasurer

Silvio is a Finance Project Administrator at a university, where he safeguards “financial integrity” across the major capital programmes — a reassuringly overqualified way of saying he counts our subscriptions. He applies the same rigour to his garden, presumably with a budget cycle and a five-year plan for the tomatoes. As treasurer, your £12 has never been in safer, more thoroughly spreadsheeted hands.

Oliver Brookes, Wellbeing Officer

Oliver is a director at CBB Architects, a qualified architect who grew up on building sites and still can’t resist tinkering in his workshop. As wellbeing officer he looks after the club’s spirit — a job made harder by his own line calls, where every shot is, without exception, “100% in”.